SEATTLE - September 15, 2003

You are listening to KLUV 96.3 FM on your dial and this is Voices of the Earth. I am your host Michael Tivana, serving the greater public for many lifetimes.

Good morning listeners, we are in for a treat today as we have in our studio a very busy demon/ I mean man. We are fortunate today to be able to interview the Anti-Christ. Today's show is underwritten by The Holy Gates Foundation supporting non-profits everywhere for all eternity. As you know it is good to know what you are up against, understand the opponent so today we are interviewing the anti-Christ himself.

"So, where do we begin? Hello Anti-Christ, is that what we call you or is it Mr. Anti-Christ?"

AC- "You can just call me Christ, anti is just a nickname. I am the king of Chaos, the Demon of Destruction."   

"Oh, Christ, I see. I'll call you anti if you don't mind. Well how did you get started? I mean did you just wake up one day and say Hey I think I need a career change, I think I will be the anti-Christ? Or were you just born into the job, does it run in the family?"

AC- "Well, being the anti-Christ is not as easy as you think. It takes years to be good enough to be 'the Anti-Christ'."

"You mean there are others out there that claim to be the anti-Christ but are actually not?"

AC- "Yes of course, just like there are many Elvis Presleys there are many anti-Christs. But I am the true 'Anti-Christ'. The top of the heap so to speak, listeners we are lucky today to be talking to 'The Anti-Christ'. Yes, it took a lot of evil before me to get to this point, a lot of long days and nights struggling through college and interning in the Gulf War, its been hard."

"Are you whining/ I mean bitter about the hard work?"

AC- "No its not that, I love hard work, it's what I am all about, real hard work. No its about respect, I get no respect, until lately. Just since the 9-1-1 Mayday meyley as I like to call it -(laughs) has there been any respect for what I do at all. That's why I'm here on your show, to talk to you and get my message of fear, death and destruction out to the masses."

"I see. Uh, wow, so uh, where did you go to school?"

AC- "Yale"

"Yale? Oh yeah, the Yale school of death and destruction."

AC- "That was only the tagline, it was the Harvard school of economics. You know I majored in the Market Economy - Globalization and I minored in their school of hard knocks. It wasn't easy."

"No I am sure it was not. Now tell us a little about your day to day life and describe to our viewers what that is like."

AC- "Well I have been active in the community for quite some time but things really didn't get on track until I stole the election."

"You mean the mayor's election?"

AC- "No you silly goon, the presidency, I stole that one in fine fashion, I mean the fear, the guts the glory, and to hear the cheering of the brave, I mean the election was so exciting, it, it stole my heart and it stole the hearts of many - such bravado don't you think? It's hard not to admire me, look at my accomplishments in just the last year. The Kyoto Accord is in jeopardy, the bio-warfare treaty in jeopardy, the International Criminal Court, not going to happen. Then my greatest coup, my loftiest treachery yet the attacks on the US which led to attacks on Asia and it looks like this mini war has a good chance of spreading."

"Uh anti, I see that you have accomplished a lot but what is your goal here. I mean if you destroy the world won't you be destroying your self too? I mean where will you go to pillage and what will you conquer when it is all gone?"

AC- "Mike, you are a sicko. Destroy the world? The world isn't going away, I don't even think about that. Is that what you want Mike? To destroy the world?"

"No, No that's not what I am saying, I want to make the world a better place to live."

AC- "Ha! a better place to live, isn't that sweet, are you going to fluff your idealism up with some peace and justice ranting? No, Mike the world isn't going away, me and my worshippers/ I mean voters are going to play with it for awhile, torture it, you know have some fun."

What is it that you want? What is your mission? To torture the world?

AC- "Well Mike,,,,,"

"Michael, please call me Michael ---- silence ----- pause ---- thank you."

AC- "Aren't you the sensitive one. Well excuuuuse me ----- Michael, you know I tried to get more arsenic in the water, and we did that, I wanted to get more salmonella in the school lunches and we didn't get that. So it's compromise all over the place, we live in a balanced world, I don't always get my way, I mean it is a struggle."

"What is your stand on the environment?"

AC- "The environment is a renewable resource, what are people talking about destroy the environment, there will always be an environment, hell would everybody just get off this environment kick. If those liberals would just quit worshipping the environment we could get on with creating pestilence and fear - now there is an energy fix. Death, pestlence, fear, thats the kind of energy that just feeds on itself. Have you ever done much arsenic Mike?

Can't say that I have, why?

AC- Arsenic is the best. It is a hallucinogen. What a great trip - stretching the mind to perceive the rushing roaring winds the ghosts, its quite frightening you know, like standing on the side of a freeway at rush hour. Taking the body to the edge of death is …

Anti you're scarring me.

AC- Ok, I am for putting arsenic in all the drinking water and I am for global warming as you know, I love the oil economy, it's so messy and this nuclear thing, who thought of that, oh I guess I did. I mean that not only pollutes the environment it mutates it in directions that are so creative, look we have frogs with 10 legs and sheep with three heads. Now that is an interesting world."

"Yes you may be right about that."

AC- "Of course I'm right, I always am, except maybe once when I tried to get that Hitler character to be the ruler of the world. After awhile he just quit listening to me."

"And what are you doing now? Any projects that out listeners might want to know about, and how they can help, you know get involved".

"Well Mike, Michael ____"

"Thanks"

AC- "No thank you, this is an historical time for planet Earth and me and my brethren are doing all that we can to insure that there is a certain amount of tension and stress in the world. The world would be pretty boring if not for us. What would the news look like? They would be reporting on spelling bees and pie contests and I'm sorry, but that's flat out boring. We are currently working on this war thing you know about that and getting people to play this game outside of the United States is demanding. People aren't into war like they once were, no its not like the good old days: Waterloo, Gettysburg, Guadal Canal, teh Lucifer Rebellian."

"Earth to Anti-Christ -- you're daydreaming. Game? You mean war games? Why would anyone want to make a game out of war?"

AC- You are a twisted one aren't you?

No I just don't like war. I don't see the fun in it. War is not a game, its not play.

AC- Mike calm down, think about it, that's all I'm asking you to do, just give it a chance. War is fun, its exciting, its a tremendous energy boost. You know, "All we are saying, is give war a chance. Kick ass and get our gas!" Now this is exciting stuff, look at the ratings, people eat this stuff up, great for business, ad prices are through the roof."

Frankly anti, I don't care.

AC- You know Mike that is the problem these days, no one cares, apathy is the great problem these days. I just can't get the rest of the world to want to fight a war. Do you think I'm overbearing Mike, am I coming on too strong with this war thing?"

You? Overbearing? Well yes anti you are and you are obnoxious too.

AC- Why thank you Mike, I hate you too. I feel better now.

OK, we got to sign off, thank you anti for being here today, perhaps we can chat again sometime. And to you our fine listeners, styed turned on, tuned in, and questioning ......

To be continued ?,.,,.…..

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