In the Y2K Election
We had three main candidates.
Gore was promising us the moon,
Nader was on the moon,
and Bush wouldn't admit that there is a moon
until there is more scientific evidence.
The war on terrorism?
If I were president I wouldn't send in the marines
I would send in the massage therapists....
Imagine a masseuse on every corner. Kind of gives a new meaning to
the two hour checkpoint doesn't it?
I would drop food not bombs, and in the end I would send in the the naturopaths
not the carpet baggers / er I mean corporations.
But when you are feeling that its all FUTILE, there is nothing more to do than LAUGH it off and...
Smoke The Bong!
Count The Votes!
Ride Like the Wind!
Sit on dad's lap. Bio-genetics for the master race,
better living through technology.
Bush thinks he can bully the world. His hubris will be his downfall unless he can get help. Well now there is help. There is a new medicine for huge egos called Preparation E -
shrinks swollen egos without psychic surgery or waging illegitimate wars.
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